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Listening to: Toploader - Dancing In The Moonlight
I only read the soon to be 160-year-old local paper during the weekends now. It's too heavy to carry around school, and I'd much rather read the other paper that is newer, heheh. But yesterday's paper was, in a nutshell, simply hilarious. It's been a long time since I've read the paper front to back and found so many silly articles. If you missed the comedy and head-scratchers, here's a recap.
1.
"Dropped something? Let 'snake-catcher' do its job" (news, page 3)
Yet another death at an MRT platform. What happened to the proposed barriers? The accident was also not captured by the surveillance cameras as "a glitch meant that it was not recording". WTF!
This also means that we'll probably never know if the poor guy jumped down onto the tracks to retrieve his shoe (as reported in Saturday's paper), or if he "slipped and fell onto the tracks" (as reported in yesterday's paper).
But don't people know they shouldn't go onto the tracks?! Even if there isn't a train barrelling towards you at high speed, the 1.21 jigowatts of electricity coursing through those tracks would certainly fry you! Be a Singaporean for once, people! Obey the signs.
Maybe the fine should be increased to $50,000.
2.
"Confrontation in lift" (homefront, page 4)
A Clementi girl lost her mobile, wallet and bag after falling asleep outside her home. After discovering her loss, she took the lift down with her boyfriend. Two men entered the lift, and one of them was holding a wallet that looked like the girl's. She asked the man if the wallet was his; he said "Sorry" and returned it to her. He denied being in possession of her mobile.
The two men escaped.
Who's more stupid, the girl or the men?
3.
"Girl who jumped off train at Kulai back in S'pore" (news, page 6)
Two little girls, aged eight and 12, travelled to Johor by train on their own. Somehow, they belatedly realised as the train was pulling out of the station that it was their stop and they were supposed to get off. So they jumped. The older girl sustained a blood clot in her head; her sister only had abrasions.
Their mother, Mrs Tai, who declined to give her full name, said: "They assured us many times that they would be fine. We did not forsee such an accident happening."
4.
"Zoe's baby turns one month old" (news, page 12)
Massive. News. Hole.
5.
"Studying spooks" (lifestyle, page 4)
Janice oh Janice, my fellow ex-Streatster. Your story uses sources from
steff's CS108 project created more than 2 years ago! Now the whole world knows her NRIC number, lol. I'm betting that the Urban Legends column will not last beyond June.
There's more, but I gotta go off already, heheh.